I managed to regain access to the p.s.english account on Monday 29th May at 07:00. Let me tell you, it was a loooong week! I'd tried something called facial verification (where you scan your face with your phone, send the scan to Instagram and hope that Instagram matches it to the photos/videos on your account) about 237846872364 times for a few days with no luck until finally I got the golden email from Instagram on Sunday afternoon saying that the scan had been successful and I can now reset my IG password. This was just the beginning though. More about it below.
This rather grim experience reminded me of a few things that are incredibly important in learning English (other languages too!) and life in general: